USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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You have nothing to fear! Greetings! I bid you velcome to Castle Sharkula! Please, von't you come in?

Please, do not be afraid. No doubt you have heard tales of me being some sort of blood-sucking vampire. But I assure you, I am nothing more than a regular man-eating shark. Do not mind my fangs. I got them in a -- uh -- surfing accident. You have nothing to fear!

Ah, I see you have cut yourself on my corral reef stair case. Everyone does that. Please, allow me to get that for you. Schluuuuurp! There! All better. You look tired. Perhaps you should lay down.

Listen to them. Minnows of the night. Vut music they make!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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