EPIC READS x HEADLINE - Shh, I'm Reading Sweatpants

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What the pants said Look, I don't want to be rude, so I'll just refer you to my sweatpants: Shh, I'm reading. I realize you're trying to have a loud conversation on your phone, while simultaneously scrolling TikTok, while simultaneously texting five other people. But I'd love it if you could go do that, like, anywhere else. This here is reading time. And reading time is "Shh" time. Sorry if you've never been "shushed" by a pair of pants before.

Epic Reads is a trademark used by permission of HarperCollins Publishers.

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.