Slappin' da Bass

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Why do penguins love jazz? If we were in a jazz band, we would totally want a penguin backing us up on the upright bass. Just look at this guy. Cool as ice, and steady as a rock.

And who's to say it's not possible? After all, penguins need to have some kind of hobby. After a long, cold day of dodging leopard seals and bringing home regurgitated fish guts, this guy blows off steam by slappin' da bass at night in some divey Antarctic jazz club.

And you know it wouldn't be for the money. Heck no. He's a penguin; what's he gonna do with money?

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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