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Welcome to Slashing Pines Summer Camp! Now that your parents are gone, let's go over a few ground rules.
1. No talking to Crazy Ralph, the local halfwit who sometimes drops by to tell us we're all doomed. He's clearly crazy and should not be taken seriously.
2. If you sneak away to have sex, please be courteous and find an isolated place in the woods where no one can hear you moaning or screaming.
3. Cellphones don't work here. Our unreliable rotary phone will be our only contact with the outside world. Just saying.
4. If you start to hear noises, like footsteps approaching your tent, or the ghostly whispers of long-ago murdered children, it's probably just the wind.
I'll close by saying let's all have a great summer, be safe, and forget that a boy drowned here 30 years ago today and his body was never found!
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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