Slashing Pines

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Lighten up, what could go wrong?

Welcome to Slashing Pines Summer Camp! Now that your parents are gone, let's go over a few ground rules.

1. No talking to Crazy Ralph, the local halfwit who sometimes drops by to tell us we're all doomed. He's clearly crazy and should not be taken seriously.

2. If you sneak away to have sex, please be courteous and find an isolated place in the woods where no one can hear you moaning or screaming.

3. Cellphones don't work here. Our unreliable rotary phone will be our only contact with the outside world. Just saying.

4. If you start to hear noises, like footsteps approaching your tent, or the ghostly whispers of long-ago murdered children, it's probably just the wind.

I'll close by saying let's all have a great summer, be safe, and forget that a boy drowned here 30 years ago today and his body was never found!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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