Slotherine
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Slotherine

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Evil Has Met Its Match! But First A Nap.

He was just an ordinary sloth until a genetic mutation turned him into... Slotherine! This reluctant hero now fights with super-sloth powers, including:

> Enhanced motionlessness!
> Leaf eating!
> The ability to sleep for 20 hours a day!
> Permanent smiley face!
> And his signature weapon... RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS! You know, for hanging from trees and stuff.

Under the watchful eye of his mentor "Professor S," Slotherine and his cohorts fight to save the world from the evils of over-stimulation and stress!

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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Slotherine

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • Overall Rating
  • chuckkle
  • Rating:
  • 10/4/17
  • big hit
  • Gift for sloth fan. She loved it.
  • Dave
  • Rating:
  • 7/25/17
  • bought it for my son
  • He loves it.
  • Shell
  • Rating:
  • 1/15/17
  • LOVE!!
  • My husband has 12 of your shirts and they have worn so well over 6 years! I had to buy him more, not because they were worn out but because I wanted something different to look at :) I would love it if you made shirts for boys 7years and up my 3 boys would love it.

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