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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Feeling Unaccomplished?

I know how it is. These days it seems like everyone you know is working at their dream job. Or going on amazing vacations. Or posting pictures of themselves skydiving naked over the Galapagos. But I'm here to tell you, "Slow down, you're doing fine!"

Seriously, imagine how I feel. I'm a sloth! Just getting from one branch to the other is an all-day proposition. If I let it bother me every time my friend the flying squirrel started yappin' about his adventures, I'd go insane! But I don't get caught up in that. In fact, I'm not even on Facebook. Who needs it?

Just focus on doing what makes you happy and forget everything else. Why do you think I'm smiling all the time?

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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