Soccer (Special Order)

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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Ships in 2-3 business days. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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I just got back from my first soccer match in England, and, boy, was it crazy! People told me that soccer is a nuanced game of subtlety and finesse, but I did not find that to be the case. Maybe I was focusing too much on the parts of the stadium that were on fire, but to me it seemed like non-stop action! It had everything -- rioting, trampling, tear-gassing, and -- most of all -- untamed, xenophobic rage!

Of course, they call it "football" over there, though I'm not really sure why. I don't recall seeing a lot of footwork. I did see one guy get kicked repeatedly in the temple, so maybe that's where the name comes from. But I'd say it's more akin to dodgeball. Except, instead of a ball, they use rocks and slabs of broken concrete.

The other great thing about soccer is that there are no winners or losers because every game seems to end in a 0-0 tie. I guess you'd say the real "winners" are the fans! (Except for that guy who got kicked in the temple.)

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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