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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Sure, Russia has a pretty awful track record with gay rights. But as Sochi officials have stated, the Olympics are about sport, not politics. So true. With the possible exceptions of 1916, 1936, 1940, 1968, 1972, 1980, and ever other Olympics ever held, politics has no place in the Games.

The Winter Olympics are about good ol' totally-non-gay competition. You know, like figure skating. And bobsledding. And tandem luge. And a whole bunch of other sports that involve colorful, skin-tight outfits.

This should have all been made clear by the totally non-gay Opening Ceremonies, which featured rainbow-colored uniforms by the German team, ballerinas twirling to non-gay Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, and tributes to several other famously non-gay Russians like Gogol and Eisenstein.

We assure you, there's nothing gay here!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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