Sorry, No WiFi

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Hey! It's nature calling. How you doing? Awesome. Hey, you should totally come out and visit. We've got everything. Fresh air. Trees. Birds. Amazing views. Leaves to pee on. It's the best!

The one caveat is that we don't have any WiFi. Really sorry about that. We tried setting it up once, but an aggressive moose scared the NetZero van away. (Probably shouldn't have made the appointment during moose mating season. Live and learn.)

So anyways, we'll all just have to do without. But you know what? It's actually kind of awesome.

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The Details

Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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Sorry, No WiFi

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Jango
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One of my new favorite shirts. I do have to say that it has caused some reception issues with my wifi at the house, too.
6/30/17

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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