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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $24.00
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Hey! It's nature calling.

How you doing? Awesome. Hey, you should totally come out and visit. We've got everything. Fresh air. Trees. Birds. Amazing views. Leaves to pee on. It's the best!

The one caveat is that we don't have any WiFi. Really sorry about that. We tried setting it up once, but an aggressive moose scared the NetZero van away. (Probably shouldn't have made the appointment during moose mating season. Live and learn.)

So anyways, we'll all just have to do without. But you know what? It's actually kind of awesome.

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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Sorry, No WiFi

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • Overall Rating
  • Jango
  • Rating:
  • 6/30/17
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  • One of my new favorite shirts. I do have to say that it has caused some reception issues with my wifi at the house, too.

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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