Staying Alive

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Why is this vampire dancing? Yeah sure, we're all "staying alive." But this guy here is really staying alive. Like, in a "literally can't die because he's already undead" kind of way.

You also might say he's up all night to get lucky. But it's probably not the type of "lucky" you're thinking of. Unless you're into feeding on the blood of mortals (which -- hey -- no judgment here).

Only thing is, he has a pretty strict curfew. You won't find him up all night 'til the sun. That's kind of a deal breaker for him.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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Staying Alive

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Essential T-Shirt
I get positive comments every time I wear this shirt!! Love wearing it and love the design!
Can I buy this as a gift for someone else? NO. Can I purchase this as a replacement/backup? NO.
I'd like to continue to refer people to this website when they ask about this shirt.
Pretty PLEASE bring this shirt back!
The monsters thank you!!!
12/27/18

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