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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Forget high definition! Throw out your Blu-ray player! Burn your iPad and flush its ashes down the toilet just for good measure!

Yes, all those technological "advancements" are as good as dead now that Headline Shirts has introduced the latest, greatest thing in personal entertainment. Presenting... STEREOPHONIC SOUND!

That's right! No more of that monophonic garbage! Stereophonic -- or "stereo" -- sound uses TWO separate channels to produce a more realistic effect by creating the impression of sound heard from various directions. Just think of what it will be like hearing your favorite opera or Buddy Holly tune--

Wait, what? It's already been invented? When was this? No kidding, that long ago? Well I guess it did seem a little strange that no one would've thought of it by now.

Still though, it looks cool on a t-shirt.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.