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We admire people wanting to be "supreme" at everything. But we think sufficient is underrated.
For instance: Let's say you have to pee worse than you ever have in your life. But you're in a car, stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Thirty interminable minutes pass, as you inch along to the closest exit. Finally -- mercifully -- you make it off the highway. But now your brain is now sending signals to your bladder that relief is near, making the urge to go even stronger! Later, you'll Google this and discover that it actually has a name: "latchkey incontinence." But right now you don't care what it's called. You're just praying that your urethra can hold the line, so that one day you can honestly tell people that you never peed your pants in your 30s.
At last, your salvation appears! You've never been so happy to see an Arco sign in all your life. Is it the most "supreme" restroom you've ever used? No. The key has a hubcap attached to it. But is it sufficient? Damn straight! Toilet. Sink. Hell, there's even a full roll of toilet paper. As far as you're concerned, it's the goddamn Ritz Carlton.
And so, my friends, never settle for supreme when sufficient will do.
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