Survival of the Fittest Kid's T-Shirt

Kid's T-Shirt

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Ever mistaken a mall-rat for a Neanderthal?

Imagine if our early ancestors had developed skateboards. That would've changed up the ol' evolutionary timeline, eh?

When you think about it, it's not that far flung. Once you've invented the wheel, most of the heavy lifting is done. Then it's a matter of slapping a piece of found wood on top. And maybe some well-placed sticks and stones to serve as the trucks, which could be held together by a strong sap or resin.

Just imagine how history would have changed. Instead of hitting a golf ball on the Moon, Alan Shepard would have done a lunar kickflip. Jackie Robinson would have broken the color barrier at the X Games (which would be called The Normal Games). And Jesse Owens would have shattered Hitler's Aryan myth by taking gold in Vert, Park, Street and Big Air.

We're not saying it would have been likely -- just not impossible.

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  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
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  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.