Swinging Primates Unisex Large Socks

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $4.00

Unisex L/XL Socks
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Why Did We Design This? It's a jungle out there, folks. We're talking monkeys, chimps, marmosets, tamarins, orangutans -- you name it. And they're all swinging around like lunatics. If you're not careful, you might get mauled to death by primates. Which, in fairness, would be a pretty awesome way to go out.
"OMG, Ted died??? What happened?"
"Well, it's kind of an awesome story..."

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