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Not saying that choosing a president is the same as online dating, but if this guy came up on Tinder, it would take about a nano second for us to know which way we would swipe.
Not sure if it's the jowls, the jingoism or the -- what's the word? -- absolute fucking horribleness. But whatever it is, we just can't left-swipe fast enough.
I mean, we'd have to be beyond hammered to right-swipe this guy. We're talking liver-failure-level intoxication. Waaaay more wasted than that time we drank that entire bottle of Bacardi Razz and voted for Pat Buchanan.
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