Take Me With You

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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Beam Me Up Wait! Where are you going?! Come back and take me with you! No, don't fly away! Come on! I promise I'll be a good captive. You can even perform your little experiments on me. I don't mind. Even the rectal probes. Ok, maybe not the rectal probes. We can negotiate on that. But just get me off this godforsaken rock. Ah, dammit. Now I'm just another schmo with definitive proof of intelligent life beyond Earth. Thanks a lot.

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.