Taxidermied Rudolph
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Taxidermied Rudolph

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Why Did We Design This?

Just got back from an arctic hunting expedition and, wow, what a trip! I didn't even think wildlife existed so far north. But our guide, an ex-Marine named Grinch, said we just needed to be patient. Sure enough -- bam! -- a fleet of reindeer suddenly flew out nowhere. And I mean flew out of nowhere.

I immediately locked eyes on the lead deer. He literally seemed to have a "glow" about him. I steadied my rifle, took aim and fired. Killshot on the first try!

I later found out what that glow was from. Turns out this poor sucker had some kind of luminescent red nose. Can you believe that? How this thing managed to live so long with a glowing red bullseye on its face is beyond me!

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  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee
  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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