That Sh-t Cray

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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What rhymes with fish filet? Thanks for coming in, Mr. and Mrs. Carter. This "crayon incident" is just the latest in a string of troubling behavior with Shawn. For starters, he's been very aggressive on the basketball court at recess. So aggressive that we're considering a stiff punishment.

Now, I don't want to alarm you, but is there any history of schizophrenia in the family? The other day he said his name was "Michael." When I asked who Michael was, he wouldn't elaborate. Instead, he gave me three options to choose from. Very strange.

And then there's this obsession with Paris. Has he ever been to Paris? He sure seems to think he has.

Look, I'm not saying there aren't bad influences on Shawn. His friend, Kanye, seems to be a trigger. We try not to let them "get in that zone" together, but there's only so much we can do. Right now, they're definitely "in that zone."

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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