The Earth: Well, That Escalated Quickly

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Bra-vo. (Sarcastic Slow Clap.)


Well. That escalated quickly. Here I am minding my own business for 4.5 billion years or so. Things were going fine. Eventful at times, sure. You'd have the occasional collision with a small planet. Or an asteroid would come along and wipe out a kingdom of giant reptiles. But for the most part it was fine. I managed. Then you come along, and -- before I can say "WTF?" -- manage to completely eff it all up.

So, take a bow. Seriously, it's almost impressive. But just remember this: I'll keep spinning long after you're gone. So put that in your smokestack and take a big gulp. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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