The Earth: Well, That Escalated Quickly
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Well. That escalated quickly. Here I am minding my own business for 4.5 billion years or so. Things were going fine. Eventful at times, sure. You'd have the occasional collision with a small planet. Or an asteroid would come along and wipe out a kingdom of giant reptiles. But for the most part it was fine. I managed. Then you come along, and -- before I can say "WTF?" -- manage to completely eff it all up.
So, take a bow. Seriously, it's almost impressive. But just remember this: I'll keep spinning long after you're gone. So put that in your smokestack and take a big gulp. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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