The Future Is Feline
USD $28.00
Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Allow 3-5 business days for production. Ships separately via economy shipping. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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Why Did We Design This? Yes, the future is female. But that's the just the near future. What about the distant future? We're talking, like, 800 years from now. We've looked into our crystal ball and we can say, unequivocally, that the future... is feline.
We won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say that around the year 2804 cats will suddenly be running shit. And their technology will be light years ahead of anything you see today.
How does this bode for the future of humankind? Well, that name -- humans -- won't exist anymore. Instead, we'll be called service giants. And to answer your question, it doesn't bode well.
We won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say that around the year 2804 cats will suddenly be running shit. And their technology will be light years ahead of anything you see today.
How does this bode for the future of humankind? Well, that name -- humans -- won't exist anymore. Instead, we'll be called service giants. And to answer your question, it doesn't bode well.
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The Details
Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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