The Future Is Feline

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

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Why Did We Design This? Yes, the future is female. But that's the just the near future. What about the distant future? We're talking, like, 800 years from now. We've looked into our crystal ball and we can say, unequivocally, that the future... is feline.

We won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say that around the year 2804 cats will suddenly be running shit. And their technology will be light years ahead of anything you see today.

How does this bode for the future of humankind? Well, that name -- humans -- won't exist anymore. Instead, we'll be called service giants. And to answer your question, it doesn't bode well.

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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