The Future Is Feline

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I Believe That Felines Are Our Future

Yes, the future is female. But that's the just the near future. What about the distant future? We're talking, like, 800 years from now. We've looked into our crystal ball and we can say, unequivocally, that the future... is feline.

We won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say that around the year 2804 cats will suddenly be running shit. And their technology will be light years ahead of anything you see today.

How does this bode for the future of humankind? Well, that name -- humans -- won't exist anymore. Instead, we'll be called service giants. And to answer your question, it doesn't bode well.

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