The Narc

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Just how does one smell a narc? Hi guys! Great party you got here. I especially love the way you're selling beer for $2. And I'll bet you don't even have a state liquor license, huh? Ha! Good times. Say, I have a question. I'd like to buy some drugs. Do you know where I can find some?

Yup, I sure do love drugs. In fact, nothing makes me happier than smoking a big, fat pile of illegal drugs. If you could point me to the person who might be "holding" said drugs, I'd sure be grateful. Because I'm totally "jonesing" right now. I need to get my "fix" so I can go drive my vehicle recklessly or jump off the roof of a building because I think I can fly.

I'm sorry, the music is interfering with our audio -- I mean conversation. Could you speak more clearly and into my chest? Oh, the drugs man is just outside that door that says "Exit No Reentry?" OK cool, I'll see you guys in a few! And maybe when I come back we can all get "iced out" on some grass.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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