The Pee Tape Is Real

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Uh, Doy. There are a lot of unanswered questions about the so-called Steele Dossier. One of the most salacious is whether the Russians have a videotape of Donald Trump ordering two prostitutes to perform a golden shower in front of him in a Moscow hotel room. We're here to help unravel this. Yes. It is true. Absolutely. Full stop.

You may wonder: How can we be so sure? Well, we thought about it. For approximately half a billionth of a second. And thus we determined that this is the most obviously true thing we've ever heard. In fact, a better question might be: How could this possibly not be true?

This concludes our investigation.

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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