The Pee Tape Is Real

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $6.00

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $6.00

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Uh, Doy. There are a lot of unanswered questions about the so-called Steele Dossier. One of the most salacious is whether the Russians have a videotape of Donald Trump ordering two prostitutes to perform a golden shower in front of him in a Moscow hotel room. We're here to help unravel this. Yes. It is true. Absolutely. Full stop.

You may wonder: How can we be so sure? Well, we thought about it. For approximately half a billionth of a second. And thus we determined that this is the most obviously true thing we've ever heard. In fact, a better question might be: How could this possibly not be true?

This concludes our investigation.

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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