The Political Mind (Special Order)

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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How do they get away with it? After a groundbreaking two-year study, scientists at the Princeton Neuroscience Institute announced today that they have made critical breakthroughs in understanding the political mind.

In addition to the four major lobes of a normal brain, researchers found that many politicians have a fifth lobe, comprised of a mysterious "brown matter."

"This 'bullshitallal lobe,' as we call it, enables many of the cognitive skills vital to a politician, including doublespeak, flip flopping, pussyfooting, fear mongering, blathering, brownnosing, bootlicking, shit slinging, and the ability to portray oneself as 'blue collar' despite owning a 500-foot yacht with a built-in squash court and helipad" said Dr. Steven Henkley, who directed the study.

The study also revealed that there is an entire section of the political mind dedicated to finding ways of bringing "my relationship with God" into conversation.

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

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 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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