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You can't win. Even if you strike this papier-mâché donkey down, it shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. It will rain a bounty of Tootsie Pops and Smarties. And the younglings will dive about like crazed Jawas, grabbing all the good stuff. You'll go nuts trying to find one box of Junior Mints. All that's left will be some salt water taffy, a plastic whistle and some yucky fruit snacks.
Come on. There is good in you, I feel it!