This Is Your Brain On Drugs

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Pan Don't Lie OK, kids, listen up. I'm going to demonstrate to you the dangers of drugs using the scariest metaphor possible: BREAKFAST. See this frying pan? This represents drugs. Which drugs? All of them. Just drugs, period. They're all equally bad anyway.

And see this egg? This egg is your brain. Now watch. [Crack, Sizzle!] This is your brain on drugs! See that? I'll demonstrate with another brain. [Crack, Sizzle!] And now I'll add some bacon, cuz why not.

As you can clearly see, drugs are very ba--

Oh crap. That wasn't supposed to happen. Hang on, let's try this again. Hand me another pan.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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This Is Your Brain On Drugs

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Nice Whimsical Shirt
I love your shirts and have purchased probably 20 or so. This is not my favorite but thats just because you have a lot of awesome designs

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