This Is Your Brain On Drugs

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Pan Don't Lie

OK, kids, listen up. I'm going to demonstrate to you the dangers of drugs using the scariest metaphor possible: BREAKFAST. See this frying pan? This represents drugs. Which drugs? All of them. Just drugs, period. They're all equally bad anyway.

And see this egg? This egg is your brain. Now watch. [Crack, Sizzle!] This is your brain on drugs! See that? I'll demonstrate with another brain. [Crack, Sizzle!] And now I'll add some bacon, cuz why not.

As you can clearly see, drugs are very ba--

Oh crap. That wasn't supposed to happen. Hang on, let's try this again. Hand me another pan.

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

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Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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This Is Your Brain On Drugs

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • dan
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  • 10/26/17
  • Nice Whimsical Shirt
  • I love your shirts and have purchased probably 20 or so. This is not my favorite but thats just because you have a lot of awesome designs

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