This Is Your Brain On Drugs

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $12.00

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $12.00

* Required Fields

Retired item, last units remaning.

Add To Wishlist

Free Shipping on Orders of $45+ (US & Canada) Free Returns Learn More ›

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $12.00

Share By Email Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Share to Reddit

About this product

Pan Don't Lie OK, kids, listen up. I'm going to demonstrate to you the dangers of drugs using the scariest metaphor possible: BREAKFAST. See this frying pan? This represents drugs. Which drugs? All of them. Just drugs, period. They're all equally bad anyway.

And see this egg? This egg is your brain. Now watch. [Crack, Sizzle!] This is your brain on drugs! See that? I'll demonstrate with another brain. [Crack, Sizzle!] And now I'll add some bacon, cuz why not.

As you can clearly see, drugs are very ba--

Oh crap. That wasn't supposed to happen. Hang on, let's try this again. Hand me another pan.

Similar Products

Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

Reviews

Overall Rating

This Is Your Brain On Drugs

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Write A Review

  • Overall Rating
dan
Rating:
Nice Whimsical Shirt
I love your shirts and have purchased probably 20 or so. This is not my favorite but thats just because you have a lot of awesome designs
10/26/17

You may also like

ABOUT HEADLINE SHIRTS

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

LEARN MORE