This Sh-t Writes Itself

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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Think Shakespeare was the greatest? William Shakespeare's Lost Sonnet

O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
The canker blooms have full as deep a dye...

Hang on, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it's Will Shakespeare here. You know, I don't mean to come off as cocky, but this shit basically writes itself. I honestly don't know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I'm literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius?

Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few "haths" and "doths" for the drama majors, and -- BAM! -- instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the crapper. Tellin' you, this shit writes itself.

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The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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This Sh-t Writes Itself

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Zioscarpa
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Brilliant
Intelligent tshirt for the middle aged child in me. I love brilliance and catchy things. The texture of the fabric and tagless tshirt is so comfortable I think I have about 15 now. I want the Hemingway one so bad but it's never available in XL men
1/8/17

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