This Sh-t Writes Itself

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Shakespeare's Lost Sonnet

O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem...


OK, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it's Bill Shakespeare here. You know, I don't mean to come off as cocky, but this s--t basically writes itself. I honestly don't know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I'm literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius? (I mean, he did have that novelty cook book, but still.)

Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few "haths" and "doths" for the drama majors, and -- BAM! -- instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the john. I'm telling you, this s--t writes itself.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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This Sh-t Writes Itself

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Zioscarpa
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Brilliant
Intelligent tshirt for the middle aged child in me. I love brilliance and catchy things. The texture of the fabric and tagless tshirt is so comfortable I think I have about 15 now. I want the Hemingway one so bad but it's never available in XL men
1/8/17

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