Tiny Can of Whoopass

1.25" Enamel Pin
USD $9.00

Back off, man. You keep pushing me and I swear I'll do it. I'll open up the tiniest can of whoopass you've ever seen. Alright, that's it! I'm opening it. I just need to get my tiny can opener and then I'll open it.

About Our Products

  • 1.25" Hard Enamel Pin
  • Rubber clutch backing
  • Do not stick into bare skin. (I mean, you know that. But not everyone's as smart as you.)
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Tiny Can of Whoopass

1.25" Enamel Pin

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  • ShellBell
  • Rating:
  • 12/14/17
  • Please bring this item back!
  • I'm sad it's not available - all the other products I see are way over stated. This is perfect.



Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.