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Visiting Tokyo? With an endless list of “must sees,” from the Meiji Shrine to the world-famous Tsukiji Fish Market, Tokyo is a great mix of modern living and old-world mystique. Just remember to plan ahead, respect the local customs, and don’t mind the giant lizard that was unleashed in a nuclear accident some 55 years ago.

For an awe-inspiring site, visit the Mori Tower and its observation deck. The views of the city skyline are so breathtaking, you would never know that a massive reptile occasionally destroys all of it in a psychotic cavalcade of fire-breathing horror.

Transportation in Tokyo is easy! The city boasts a world-class metro system that can quickly get you anywhere. Delays are rare, but occasional service interruptions due to trains being lifted off the tracks and thrown into the ocean do happen. Patience is a virtue!

Be aware of local etiquette. Japanese people generally do not walk and eat. This is considered rude, not to mention impractical when the raging embodiment of nature’s hatred for humankind decides to go for a jog.

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