Trojan Rabbit
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Trojan Rabbit


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Ready for a history lesson?

Everyone knows the story of the Trojan Rabbit. It is one of the most famous myths of all time, and its very name has become a metaphor for trickery and subterfuge. But here are some facts about the Trojan Rabbit you may not know:

• The Rabbit is estimated to have been 35 feet tall. Its two front teeth alone equaled the size of 20 real rabbits mushed together.

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes is a Latin phrase from Aeneid meaning, "Beware of Greeks bearing comically oversized varmints."

• Some accounts claim that the Trojans did not fall for the trick and instead catapulted the Rabbit back over the city gates, prompting many Greek soldiers to flee while shouting, "Run awaaaay!" Those accounts may be based on slapstick movies.

• According to some ancient texts, the Rabbit was initially conceived as a horse. Can you imagine? A horse! Ridiculous.

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  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
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  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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