Twinkie and Cockroach
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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Confirming what was once believed a myth, Twinkies and cockroaches inherited the earth yesterday, as a nuclear holocaust set off by humans destroyed the entirety of life on the planet.
"The Twinkie community has not been this excited since the Cuban Missile Crisis, which many of us are indeed old enough to remember," said an elated Captain Twinkie, alluding to the snack's virtually infinite shelf life. "Of course, that 'crisis' was just a false promise. Now – finally – our day has arrived!"
Early indications suggest that the two sides will coexist peacefully, due largely to the fact that cockroaches apparently hate the taste of Twinkies.
"The Twinkie community has not been this excited since the Cuban Missile Crisis, which many of us are indeed old enough to remember," said an elated Captain Twinkie, alluding to the snack's virtually infinite shelf life. "Of course, that 'crisis' was just a false promise. Now – finally – our day has arrived!"
Early indications suggest that the two sides will coexist peacefully, due largely to the fact that cockroaches apparently hate the taste of Twinkies.
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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