Twinkie and Cockroach

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Confirming what was once believed a myth, Twinkies and cockroaches inherited the earth yesterday, as a nuclear holocaust set off by humans destroyed the entirety of life on the planet.

"The Twinkie community has not been this excited since the Cuban Missile Crisis, which many of us are indeed old enough to remember," said an elated Captain Twinkie, alluding to the snack's virtually infinite shelf life. "Of course, that 'crisis' was just a false promise. Now – finally – our day has arrived!"

Early indications suggest that the two sides will coexist peacefully, due largely to the fact that cockroaches apparently hate the taste of Twinkies.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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