Types of Owls
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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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What rhymes with "scowl?" Due to their intense gaze and natural "resting bitch face," there is a common perception that all owls are angry. This reputation has earned owls the nickname "DMV employees of the sky." But this is a frankly ignorant idea that ignores the many varieties of owl species -- and range of emotions they're capable of.
For instance, in addition to angry owls, there are: evil owls, jackass owls, judgmental owls, uptight owls, "Karen" owls, "roid-rage" owls, and owls that just caught you double-dipping in the ranch bowl. And that's just to name a few. There are even cool owls. (One, anyway.)
So as you can see, owls are complex and nuanced birds who have myriad ways of being complete dicks.
For instance, in addition to angry owls, there are: evil owls, jackass owls, judgmental owls, uptight owls, "Karen" owls, "roid-rage" owls, and owls that just caught you double-dipping in the ranch bowl. And that's just to name a few. There are even cool owls. (One, anyway.)
So as you can see, owls are complex and nuanced birds who have myriad ways of being complete dicks.
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Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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