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Types of Owls
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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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What rhymes with "scowl?" Due to their intense gaze and natural "resting jerk face," there is a common perception that all owls are angry. This reputation has earned owls the nickname "DMV employees of the sky." But this is a frankly ignorant idea that ignores the many varieties of owl species -- and range of emotions they're capable of.
For instance, in addition to angry owls, there are: evil owls, judgmental owls, uptight owls, "Karen" owls, "roid-rage" owls, and owls that just caught you double-dipping in the ranch bowl. And that's just to name a few. There are even cool owls. (One, anyway.)
So as you can see, owls are complex and nuanced birds who have myriad ways of being complete a-holes.
For instance, in addition to angry owls, there are: evil owls, judgmental owls, uptight owls, "Karen" owls, "roid-rage" owls, and owls that just caught you double-dipping in the ranch bowl. And that's just to name a few. There are even cool owls. (One, anyway.)
So as you can see, owls are complex and nuanced birds who have myriad ways of being complete a-holes.
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Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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