Types of Owls

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $17.00

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Special Price: USD $17.00

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What rhymes with "scowl?" Due to their intense gaze and natural "resting bitch face," there is a common perception that all owls are angry. This reputation has earned owls the nickname "DMV employees of the sky." But this is a frankly ignorant idea that ignores the many varieties of owl species -- and range of emotions they're capable of.

For instance, in addition to angry owls, there are: evil owls, jackass owls, judgmental owls, uptight owls, "Karen" owls, "roid-rage" owls, and owls that just caught you double-dipping in the ranch bowl. And that's just to name a few. There are even cool owls. (One, anyway.)

So as you can see, owls are complex and nuanced birds who have myriad ways of being complete dicks.

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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