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Here we have the -- um -- Pretty Standard Whale. As you can see, it's got all the basic "whale" stuff. Nothing too special. Then over here, we have Also Another Whale, Probably. That one's pretty nice, too. Oh, look at that guy! He's Just a Wee Whale.
Down here we have what marine biologists call a Big Whale. Wait, no! Look at that one over there. Nowthat's a Big Ass Whale! Not sure about this guy. Ouch! That thing with the stabby unicorn horn looks pretty scary. Oh, this guy's hungry! And that guy there looks like he'd be fun at parties.
So there you have it! The different types of whales.