Typical Alien Disguises

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Know Your Aliens The question isn't "are there aliens living among us?" (Pffft!) The question is: "How do I keep the aliens and the humans straight?" Not to worry. We've compiled this useful chart of Typical Alien Disguises for your reference.

Some of these you're no doubt familiar with. We all know about CIA aliens. We've all been seduced by a seductive alien or two. (Come on, admit it!) And Gary Busey was no surprise. But were you aware of the hipster alien? The bro alien? The 70s-Elvis alien? These clever disguises require a more trained eye.

As a rule, when in doubt, you should always assume alien first. You can never be too careful out there!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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