Typical Alien Disguises

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Know Your Aliens The question isn't "are there aliens living among us?" (Pffft!) The question is: "How do I keep the aliens and the humans straight?" Not to worry. We've compiled this useful chart of Typical Alien Disguises for your reference.

Some of these you're no doubt familiar with. We all know about CIA aliens. We've all been seduced by a seductive alien or two. (Come on, admit it!) And Gary Busey was no surprise. But were you aware of the hipster alien? The bro alien? The 70s-Elvis alien? These clever disguises require a more trained eye.

As a rule, when in doubt, you should always assume alien first. You can never be too careful out there!

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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