Typical Humanoid Beverage Mug

Regular Price: USD $15.00

Special Price: USD $5.00

15 oz Mug
Retired item, last units remaning.

Add To Wishlist

Free Shipping on Orders of $45+ (US Only) Free Returns Learn More ›
Share By Email Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Share to Reddit

About this product

Why Did We Design This?
Why Did We Design This?
Nothing unusual here. I am merely ingesting this typical humanoid beverage. I enjoy mine with liquid bovine mammary secretion and granulated sucrose, known informally on this planet as cream and sugar.

Why am I talking like what? I do not comprehend your inquiry. Is this not how humanoids speak on Zorquon 77-G -- I mean Earth? I see by your sudden ocular dilation and elevated cortisol levels that I have aroused your suspicion. I must now evacuate this beverage restaurant.

Similar Products

  • 15-ounce ceramic mug
  • Ideally suited for coffee, but can hold any beverage, including tea, carrot juice or gin.
  • No judgment on the gin, if that's your preference.


There are no reviews yet!

Do you own this item? Be the first to share your experience

Typical Humanoid Beverage Mug

15 oz Mug

Write A Review

  • Overall Rating



HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.