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Why Did We Design This?
Why Did We Design This?
Nothing unusual here. I am merely ingesting this typical humanoid beverage. I enjoy mine with liquid bovine mammary secretion and granulated sucrose, known informally on this planet as cream and sugar.

Why am I talking like what? I do not comprehend your inquiry. Is this not how humanoids speak on Zorquon 77-G -- I mean Earth? I see by your sudden ocular dilation and elevated cortisol levels that I have aroused your suspicion. I must now evacuate this beverage restaurant.

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15-ounce ceramic mug
Ideally suited for coffee, but can hold any beverage, including tea, carrot juice or gin.
No judgment on the gin, if that's your preference.

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