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I mean, come on. An undercover cactus? Who's ever heard of such a thing? And even if such a thing existed -- which I'm definitely not saying it does -- what crimes would there be for it to solve out here, in the middle of the desert? The only "traffic" we get here are a few lizards and roadrunners. And maybe the occasional drug cartel making a drop of high-grade methamphetamine.
Errrr, forget that last thing I said. I was just kidding. How would I know anything about that, anyway? I'm just a spiny, drought-resistant plant. The only thing I'm good at is retaining water for long periods of time, ha ha. That, and infiltrating multinational crime syndicates without raising even the slightest suspicion. Uuuuh, but never mind all that. Some weather we're having here, huh?
Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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