Unelectable
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Thanks but no thanks! Should I ever be discussed as a potential nominee, please know that I am not interested. It's not that I don't appreciate it. In fact, I'm flattered. It's that I am completely, entirely and utterly unelectable.
There is no "exploratory committee" needed to gauge my chances. No surveys of probable voters in Iowa need be conducted. I'm just telling you now, straight up, I will not be elected. Ever.
Don't worry about the "why." Just trust me. Suffice to say that some of us have a few skeletons in our closet. (And maybe even a few bodies as well.) Therefore, I will neither seek no accept your nomination. But thanks for thinking of me!
There is no "exploratory committee" needed to gauge my chances. No surveys of probable voters in Iowa need be conducted. I'm just telling you now, straight up, I will not be elected. Ever.
Don't worry about the "why." Just trust me. Suffice to say that some of us have a few skeletons in our closet. (And maybe even a few bodies as well.) Therefore, I will neither seek no accept your nomination. But thanks for thinking of me!
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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