Unelectable

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Thanks but no thanks! Should I ever be discussed as a potential nominee, please know that I am not interested. It's not that I don't appreciate it. In fact, I'm flattered. It's that I am completely, entirely and utterly unelectable.

There is no "exploratory committee" needed to gauge my chances. No surveys of probable voters in Iowa need be conducted. I'm just telling you now, straight up, I will not be elected. Ever.

Don't worry about the "why." Just trust me. Suffice to say that some of us have a few skeletons in our closet. (And maybe even a few bodies as well.) Therefore, I will neither seek no accept your nomination. But thanks for thinking of me!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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