V-Day Kiss
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V-Day Kiss

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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What are those sailors celebrating?

So long, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Don't let the closet door hit you on the way out. There, there, don't cry! Listen, we've had a nice run. I remember when you were but a wee compromise introduced by your father, Bill, who reneged on his campaign promise to allow all citizens to serve, no matter what kind of sex they liked. Since then, you've proven a stubborn little adversary.

Yes, it didn't seem to matter who came out against you -- military officials, independent studies, the American public -- you always stood your ground. Right there on the wrong side of history.

But the winds of change beckon! Your friends are getting old and senile. It's time to repeal you so that the USA can once again be Number One! Well, technically we'll be Number 26, if you count the number of countries that already allow gays in the military. But who's counting?

Now, about that marriage thing...

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

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V-Day Kiss

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • jhylton52
  • Rating:
  • 10/21/16
  • Amour
  • Great weight!
  • V-Day
  • Rating:
  • 10/2/16
  • Awesome shirt!
  • I get tons of compliments when I wear this shirt. Truly unique and cool!!!!



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