Vader Piñata

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What's Darth's problem? Really, dude? I know it's your birthday, but how about giving the saber a rest? Just use the broomstick and blindfold. Are you still pissed that we didn't get the Skywalker piñata? Argh! I feel like you're not even trying to have fun.

See, you can't win, Darth. Even if you strike this papier-mâché donkey down, it shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. It will rain a bounty of Tootsie Pops and Smarties. And the younglings will dive about like crazed Jawas, grabbing all the good stuff. You'll go nuts trying to find one box of Junior Mints. But all that's left will be some salt water taffy, a plastic whistle and some yucky fruit snacks.

That's right, Obi Wan has taught me well!
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric
  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
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