Which Country Should We Screw Next?

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Ships in 2-3 business days. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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With the endgame finally in sight for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, leaders of the Military Industrial Complex now want your help in deciding which country we should screw next.

In the new gameshow, "Wheel of Catastrophe," ordinary citizens can compete to determine where the next needless and/or horribly-planned invasion will occur. People interested in being contestants should send a short description of why they want to "Spin the Wheel!"

Be sure to include a self-addressed, stamped envelope, along with recommended troop levels and exit strategies (if applicable).

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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