White Trash Picnic Men's Socks

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $6.00

OS Men's Crew Socks
Retired item, last units remaning.

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Why Did We Design This? This here's what you call a good ol' white trash picnic. No utensils -- or even teeth -- required. B.Y.O. cigs tho.

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White Trash Picnic Men's Socks

OS Men's Crew Socks

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Who needs prom pictures....
While not a man myself, I do enjoy this pair of men's hosiery. These are just the right fit for us gals with a slighter larger foot and the calves that match. Plus, these take me right back to 1987. Tiffany was singing, "I Think We're Alone Now," and I was really hoping my mulletted date and I were not. After a glorious dinner of KFC and PBR, his paneled van was starting to look slightly better - but these socks remind me of just how fast I can run.

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