Wiener Dog

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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What's so funny? Hot dogs! Fresh hot dogs here! Step right up, folks, don't be shy! Miss, what can I get ya?

What? What's so funny? Oh, I get it. Alright, let's just get it out in the open. YES, IT'S A WIENER DOG SELLIN' WIENERS! Haha, very funny. I'm so glad I could amuse you. But you know what's not so amusing, lady? You making fun of my livelihood when I have a litter of pups at home to support.

And by the way, people don't say wiener dog any more. They say dachshund. Now you want mustard on that or what?

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The Details

Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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