Witness Protection Program

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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What's the best part of being in Witness Protection? Calling all informants, snitches and mob rats! The US Marshals is now giving a FREE souvenir t-shirt to anyone in the Federal Witness Protection Program!

That's right. If you're under protection for testifying against a crime boss, drug kingpin or terrorist syndicate, we'll send you this free t-shirt emblazoned with "WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM" in big, bold letters. So you can rep "The Program" wherever you happen to be hiding. Consider it a token of thanks for all your brave work!

Call now and we'll also throw in our special "HIGH-VALUE WITNESS IN A FEDERAL CASE" bumper sticker! You know, on second thought, maybe this isn't such a good idea.

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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