Witness Protection Program
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That's right. If you're under protection for testifying against a crime boss, drug kingpin or terrorist syndicate, we'll send you this free t-shirt emblazoned with "WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM" in big, bold letters. So you can rep "The Program" wherever you happen to be hiding. Consider it a token of thanks for all your brave work!
Call now and we'll also throw in our special "HIGH-VALUE WITNESS IN A FEDERAL CASE" bumper sticker! You know, on second thought, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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