Witness Protection Program Cap

Trucker Cap

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So you're a high value witness in a case against a crime boss, drug kingpin or terrorist syndicate. Why not let the world know it? Introducing the Witness Protection Program souvenir cap! This red, white & blue trucker hat will let everyone know that you've arrived (both metaphorically and literally). Consider it a token of thanks for all your brave work!

You know, on second thought, maybe this isn't such a good idea.

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  • 5-panel trucker hat with adjustable snapback
  • Foam front with printed graphic
  • Mesh backing for increased ventilation while you're trucking
  • Slightly curved bill
  • Approved for use by non-truck-drivers as well

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