You're Not My Type
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You're Not My Type

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Looking for new ways to tell someone off?

Tired of being groped by icky Eurotrash who don't speak the language of "NO?" Do you get swarmed by Taiwanese businessmen every time you go out for karaoke? Is there a deaf stalker in your life who doesn't know the sign for "restraining order?"

No need to fear! Now there's a t-shirt that will politely show your unwanted admirers "the door" in any language. The "You're Not My Type" translation grid lets people know you're not interested in 13 different languages. Braille version also available (because, let's face it, blind people can be assholes, too).

About Our Products

  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee
  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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