Headline Shirts: Funny T-shirts

Oh, hi there! Fancy seeing you down here. Wait, you're not a lawyer, are you? OK, phew! Sorry, it's just that most people don't pay any attention to me. They just swoop in, buy their funny or cool t-shirt, and leave to go watch videos of cats rollerskating or whatever. I wish you had told me you were coming so I could have neatened up the place -- maybe added some GIFs or something. But anyway, you're probably here to learn about our tees. Here's the thing: We make intelligently funny t-shirts. And by that, I don't mean that you need a fancy degree to wear our shirts. I just mean that if you're seeking something more than a fart joke or a rapidly expiring catchphrase to wear on your chest -- and you want a dash of cool design to go with it -- you'll probably dig our t-shirts. Oh, and our shirts are the softest you'll find anywhere because they're put through a special vintage wash and use soft, eco-friendlier inks. So there you have it. I hope you had a good time. Maybe next time I see you in the hall you can say "hi" to me, OK? I'd really like that.